Erap and the Russian President

The Russian president is in Manila on a state visit. Driving into Malacañang with Erap, he sees a man peeing against the wall. He says, “In Russia we send people to the prison camps in Siberia, the coldest part of Russia, for doing that.”

A year later, it’s President Erap turn for a state visit to Russia. Driving into the Kremlin in Moscow they see a man peeing against the wall. He says to the Russian president, “I thought you send people to the prison camps for doing that.”

“I wish I could, but I can’t”, said the Russian president, “that’s the Philippine Ambassador.”